The Pope: An even bigger twat than we thought!

Sort yourself out, lady

Yes, this lady here…

Instead of confining himself to the dignity of a Catholic priest – you know, fiddling with choirboys and slurping the communion wine – has decided he has something to say on world events.

And hoping to outdo the old Pope, John-Paul George ‘n’ Ringo, dirty Ben 16 has decided that if one could fuck up Africa and condemn millions to a slow and painful death from AIDS by not allowing condoms, he can fuck up the world AND its future by becoming a global warming denier… He has warned scientists that they must base their solutions to any global warming on ‘firm evidence’ and not ‘dubious ideology’. So, you know, something like an ancient book full of fairy stories about angels and horsemen of the apocalypse, not this science mumbo jumbo.

He went on to say that, yes, we needed to care for the world but not to the extent that animals and plants were made as important as mankind. ‘Cause mankind can always eat Pot Noodles if all the animals and plants become extinct, can’t he?

Back to the Werther’s Originals, granddad and stop speaking about things you can’t quite get the hang of. Like proper clothing.

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11 comments to “The Pope: An even bigger twat than we thought!”

  1. Had him. He’s tiny. Could barely feel a thing.

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  2. This man is evil masquerading as benevolence. At least Hitler didn’t try to hide his dastardly ways.

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  3. Brilliantly put me-me-me, and what a total twat that man is. Oooh he makes my blood boil. Eugh. His entire existence rests on absolute fakery and bullshit that some despot once wrote in a piece of fantasy fiction yonks ago, and he dares to undermine science! Someone needs to fucking take this sick man out. Where’s Harold Shipman when you need him?

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  4. Yes, and this is the man Cherie Blair bows down before and kisses his hand, yet she refuses to curtsy to the Queen of England.
    Oh the irony.

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  5. I once dumped someone because he was catholic out of choice. It’s one thing religion being forced on you by your parents, but quite another choosing not to renounce it once you get a brain of your own. I simply found I could not have respect for someone who blindly followed a religion without having the wherewithal to question its myriad dubious principles.

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  6. Oh, Mike – you use such fancy words! I think I love you.

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  7. The Pope: guilty pleasure?

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  8. Mike, I kind of love you, using big words like ‘Respect’ and ‘Religion’

    As far as the pope is concerned, he needs a cock up his arse and pronto.

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  9. Pilar, no! ‘Cause you just know his arse consists of a fat back with a slit, and I HATE that in a girl.

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  10. What like he’s not had a cock up his arse recently. He’s dirty vile evil (other words you can make from the letters ‘e’ ‘i’ ‘l’ and ‘v’, hypocritical cunt!

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  11. […] That lady who lives in that very modest house in one of Rome’s less fashionable districts is really earning his tuppence at the mo – the latest bon mots to add to his spasticated mumblings earlier today have it that gay marriage is the BIGGEST obstacle to world peace like, you know, EVER. Ben 16 reckons it’s up there with nuclear arms proliferation, environmental pollution and poverty. […]

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