Kerry Katona off-of dirty skank is to star in her own reality TV show.
*reaches for the Wet Wipes*
And guess what it’s called! No go on, guess. No, really! GUESS!!
‘Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love’
This excites us this much:
Or this much:
Depending, naturally, on how much one enjoys listening to a voice that can strip wallpaper and looking at a face that could end civilisation.
In conclusion, fun! Hooray!
Starts next year. Wait and can’t in no particular order.