Repeat after us, Shazza Stone: Fur + Human = Trout
We’ve been through this before, ma’am, and thou ought really to be taking a leaf out of these lovely famouses’ books, for they are good and kind.
There endeth today’s lesson. Tune in next week for, ‘101 ways to rid the world of Kerry Katona without anyone noticing’. It’ll be fun.
(Pic source. Thankings.)