Mad woman’s underwear…

Joan Collins

Kylie off-of small is here seen channelling Joan Collins, The Stud era, on Saturday’s X Factory final in her M&S smalls and a wig stolen from a Sindy doll. Forty-year-old women should not be let out of the house in this fashion, let alone ‘sing’ in a manner that can strip wallpaper.

S’true.

 

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9 comments to “Mad woman’s underwear…”

  1. The bit that fascinates me about this outfit is the ankle area. As if her legs weren’t stubby enough, you cut them off at the ankle not once but twice. Sack teh stylist.

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  2. At least she wasn’t lipsynching.

    Actually that should probably be PITY SHE DIDN’T LIPSYNCH.

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  3. True. What an awful concoction that was, though – Leon and Kylie. Never has a London stage seen such a talented combo.

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  4. And how tiny must that Leon be???? He and Kylie were practically the same height. He freaks me out, he does. Ick.

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  5. Oh. Dear.

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  6. I think Kylie deserves our sympathy now. Her album has flopped worse than Body Language did, her single is winning so many “worst” of the year polls and now this. She clearly needs to retire now.

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  7. … and do us all a favour…

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  8. I KNOW! I was thinking exactly the same on Saturday night. Fucking atrocious. And that Leon bloke looks like a slightly more healthy Pete Docherty. Which is not a good look.

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  9. she looks better in the pic than during the actual moving broadcast thing. She looked desperate – not sure for what.. but desperate. And the song is not at all slutty or sexy. Outfit does not fit song.

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