So apparently, Bouncy Knowles and Jay Z gottethed betrothed last week.
The rest of this story will be in note form:
– They did it in Paris. Bet they did.
– Twas a small, private ceremony. Phew.
– Instead of exchanging rings, they each got a tattooed inscription where said rings would traditionally go.
– This story is true because, and-we-quote, ‘an extremely close family member of Beyoncé’s’ told mediatakeout.com.
– And c) and d)