Beyoncé and Jay Z married! (Or maybe ‘?’. You just don’t know who to believe in this day ‘n’ age.)

The Happy Couple?

So apparently, Bouncy Knowles and Jay Z gottethed betrothed last week.

The rest of this story will be in note form:

– They did it in Paris. Bet they did.

– Twas a small, private ceremony. Phew.

– Instead of exchanging rings, they each got a tattooed inscription where said rings would traditionally go.

– This story is true because, and-we-quote, ‘an extremely close family member of Beyoncé’s’ told mediatakeout.com.

– And c) and d)

ps. Excitement.

 

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7 comments to “Beyoncé and Jay Z married! (Or maybe ‘?’. You just don’t know who to believe in this day ‘n’ age.)”

  1. Oooh, j’adore Bouncy. Don’t j’adore Jay Z put that’s just on a purely physical level which admittedly makes me tres shallow but, you know, shoot me.

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  2. Oh Lulu, I have to say that I DO j’adore Jay Z- he is a guilty pleasure- and he must also be hung like a jury to have bagged a beauty like Beyonce- I mean, why else marry a man so unnactractive- which means ding ding ding jackpot.

    And that idea about the alternative rings?- I like the idea of him putting his finger in MY ring.

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  3. *blushes*

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  4. Oh Tequilla, could you be any ruder today? Jay Z? Not sexy, honey. Now, Nelly on the other hand…

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  5. Is Jay Z the one that shouts over other people’s records?

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  6. Yes.

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  7. I’ve met Jay-Z. He looks a lot better in the flesh, and is MEGA charming. You totally understand why Bouncy loves him … great personality.

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