Jamie Lynn Spears off-of that nice Spears conglomerate is with child. At the age of 16. Which, considering she’s from Louisiana and is the sister of Britney Spears off-of skank, is like the equivalent of getting pregnant at 93 in the developed world.
The father, you may well ask? Casey Aldridge, the son of a Tennesse papermill worker whom she met at church. Go figure.
There’s a quote and everything, from Nikelodeon. For whom Jamie Lynn works on the show they call Zoey 101. Sounds fun.
‘We respect Jamie Lynn Spears’ decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.’
Yeah, well, Sarah Lou off-of Corrie got pregnant at 12. BEAT THAT!