Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. At 16. What took you so long ma’am?

Oh, the ignorance of a Spears.

Jamie Lynn Spears off-of that nice Spears conglomerate is with child. At the age of 16. Which, considering she’s from Louisiana and is the sister of Britney Spears off-of skank, is like the equivalent of getting pregnant at 93 in the developed world.

The father, you may well ask? Casey Aldridge, the son of a Tennesse papermill worker whom she met at church. Go figure.

There’s a quote and everything, from Nikelodeon. For whom Jamie Lynn works on the show they call Zoey 101. Sounds fun.

‘We respect Jamie Lynn Spears’ decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.’

Yeah, well, Sarah Lou off-of Corrie got pregnant at 12. BEAT THAT!

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5 comments to “Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. At 16. What took you so long ma’am?”

  1. ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT! Poor sod. The unborn child, that is. Being born into that clan. What hope does it have?
    :-(

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  2. Glad to see Britney is not the only filthy slag with the morals of an alley cat in the Spears familiy. And people say The Jacksons are dysfunctional- I think the Spears could teach them a thing or two.

    What church was this that they met at one wonders?

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  3. I think the Spears family worships at the Chapel of St Matteress.

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  4. He worked at a paper mill? I will continue to laugh at that all the live long day.

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  5. U.S. LAW FUN: The cherry on the top of this skankalicious sundae is that under Louisiana law the daddy is subject to prosecution for statutory rape (regardless of consent, if the male is 19+ (17+ in some situations) and the female is between 12 and 17). So The Littlest Spears’ Baby Daddy could be sent off to the hoosegow for up to 10 years with or without hard labor. Jamie Lynn get’s hard labor anyways…ho ho ho. Ho.

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