Kylie off-of Kylie is poised to launch another fragrance on an unsuspecting but she hopes very gullible public.
Some things you may like to make a note of include:
– The launch will be in February. One imagines in time for Valentine’s Day. And to those who may be loving and showing off about it around that time – just such a fragrance would not be well-received. And if it is, you ought to be concerned.
– It’s called Showtime. This next bit’s from the press release: ‘Showtime was created to represent Kylie’s fun personality and stage presence’.
– Showtime will be a bottle full of air.
– William Baker’s doing the photo-ing for the ad campaign. Natch.
– The end.