Kylie is launching another smelly *holds nose*

Coty will be pleased. That's, like, an industry joke.

Kylie off-of Kylie is poised to launch another fragrance on an unsuspecting but she hopes very gullible public.

:-(

Some things you may like to make a note of include:

– The launch will be in February. One imagines in time for Valentine’s Day. And to those who may be loving and showing off about it around that time – just such a fragrance would not be well-received. And if it is, you ought to be concerned.

– It’s called Showtime. This next bit’s from the press release: ‘Showtime was created to represent Kylie’s fun personality and stage presence’.

– Showtime will be a bottle full of air.

– William Baker’s doing the photo-ing for the ad campaign. Natch.

– The end.

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6 comments to “Kylie is launching another smelly *holds nose*”

  1. I loved the smell of her first perfume, but it gave me a rash and made my chest go tight. The lady in Boots had to sit me down and call for a first aider and everything.

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  2. well if it smells anything like her latest album sounds, then it is sure to go down like a veritable plate of sick.

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  3. I wonder what fragrance Kerry Katona favours… Maybe this!

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  4. William Baker is to Kylie what Jonathan Wilkes is to Robbie Williams – desperately trying to make a career living under the skirt of an absolute cretin.

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  5. Sad thing is Boyz mag clearly paid off by her record company to give it a good review – they ended up looking stoo-pid though as itz flopped

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  6. If Kerry had a perfume it would be called “Skank”.

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