This is a row of gennelmen and one lady, each in a collection of smalls that are neither sexy nor sexy nor even sexy.
Pants should, by default, yank up in a snug manner here, here and here in order to at least get some sort of inappropriate silhouette going otherwise, well, there’s just ain’t no point. Was that a double negative? Anyways, where were we… Yes, so that up there is a line-up of models modelling a new range of under crackers called Gilly Hicks Sydney. Sydney as in Australia, Gilly Hicks as in someone’s name, we imagine. And what’s more, pant-watchers, Gilly Hicks Sydney only belongs to Abercrombie & Fitch. Or, as we read somewhere, Gilly Hicks Sydney is A&F’s new ‘Australian-themed lingerie concept store, but not in Sydney.’ In fact, the first Gilly Hicks Sydney store will open in January in Natick, Massachusetts, with others following in Connecticut and New York.
Now the lady’s kecks look okay ‘n’ all and at least you can see a decent amount of flesh, but the blokes just look like they’ve come out of gym class at an English public school circa 1953 and there’s a faint whiff of white wee and floor polish in the air which, well, is a look. Some may say a hot one. In conclusion, they’re the sort of pants Will would wear in Will and Grace.