In January it was all about…

Oh, them Christians know how to throw a party

In the first of our series of looks back over the madcap year that was 2007 we encounter crazy Christians demanding their right to discriminate, Mika, immediately our favourite pop star and a whole bunch of other dolly stuff, like this…Freakish Christianos partied in Parliament Square demanding their Santa-given right not to obey the law of the land and to be allowed to continue their vile discriminatory ways. Horribly coiffed Equality Secretary Ruth Kelly agreed. Tony Blair told them all to fuck off. Not in so many words. Still think he’s such a bad person? 

Corrie’s Janice Battersby went to live in France. We offered a phrase book including essentials like ‘mushy pois’ and ‘ou est le pub?’

Dougray Scott turned up on Desperate Housewives. Nice bum and everything but he couldn’t even speak Americanese!

Danielle Lloyd, Jo O’Meara and Jade Goody turned out to be vile racists (well, not as bad as everyone reckoned) on Celebrity Big Brother and Edwina Curry – remember that mad old hag? – reckoned they were a bunch of slags (’cause she, who shagged some grey old Prime Minister while both of them were married, isn’t, right?) We personally quite liked Jade’s hair.

Helen Mirren revealed her true love for Our Glorious Leader – aka Madonna – especially the SEX book. Hooray! At last! Someone else liked it!

The new Diet Coke man was revealed. We didn’t feel thirsty at all.

Comedian Scott Capurro revealed his penis to be ‘user-friendly and party-size’.

Kelly Osbourne reckoned she’d like to be in Playboy. A million Playboy readers cancelled their subscriptions, just in case.

Emma ‘Baby’ Bunting reckoned she was up the duff. Turned out she was. With a real human child and everything.

We fell under the spell of Mika in an exclusiveness interview. Don’t know what he said: we were just kind of staring.

There were some nice new Adidas trainees and some funny like arm bandage things in day-glo colours. Went down big with ‘the kids’.

This Life + 10 was shown. ‘Oh, what a let down,’ was the basis of our review.

H off-of Steps revealed what no one had ever suspected not even for a London Transport moment that he was… prepare yourself: gay! Oh, yes!

Preston off-of Ordinary Boys told us he made his own crisps and favoured Sensodyn toothpaste.

That new Prada phone was launched.

And we had to reconsider our affection for Leo Sayer who turned out to be a prime cock on Celebrity Big Brother.

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