Yay! It’s our first annual sniff around the very best in gentlemen’s underscants. This is our number one, not because it’s funny, but because it offers us choice and that’s what we live in the West to enjoy.
And now for the runners-up…
Were the nadgers all his own work? Prolly not but looks nice. Emporio Armani.
He’s the winner of the Armani Exchange pants competition and he’s a gay!
You literally might as well have ‘gay’ written across your arse. Not strictly an underwear, but some people wear them like that. Oh, and they have a, what would you call it?, contraption inside to lift it all. By Aussiebum.
Classic and wearable and yet somehow, golden! New, limited edition from Uncle Calvin.
Oh, and the worst. This. It’s a ball bra, apparently.
It was the best of pants, it was the worst of pants...,