In August it was all about…

Oh, the smell of it

Tom Ford, hot designer who wears a rug (he won’t let you touch his head when you kiss him we hear at FIRST HAND) released this ad for his new fragrance. Now, everyone knows he’s of gay, so are we to think this is a drag queen’s hand? Or his mother’s? 

Desperado Housewives decided they needed some proper gays to boost the mood a little. David Beckham and Robbie Williams had been rumoured to play the gays. And ain’t it enough to bust your arse wide open from laughing when straight men pretend to be gay. Even funnier than men in women’s clothing…

The very hot and delicious cricketer/Strictly Cometh Dancing winner Mark Ramprakash took all your (rude) questions. 

All finalists in Mr. Gay Europe wore some very dodgy trousers. Talking of which, Levi’s delivered their first (officially) gay advert. Was quite good.

We saw a sneaky peak of Hairspray and liked it much more than we thought (and that was DESPITE rather than because of one J. Travolta). 

We marvelled at Ricky Martin in the nude appearing in some arty video we didn’t quite understand. He’s still got it, the rogue. 

It’s a very well trod path but when Beyonce channelled Marilyn off-of Monroe for that nice Giorgio Armani’s new perfumery, we thought she did very well. 

Having lost the respect of Eddie Murphy (she must have dressed as a real woman or something) Spicer Mel B hastily (over hastily, say we) married some fattish looking bloke who turned out not to be very nice. Meanwhile, Baby Bunting Spice was giving birth to a human baby.

Keira Knightley took her top off to become the face of Coco Mademoiselle. Why is it women hate her and men (even gayers) don’t? Discuss. 

A little hope was held out for the Madonna/Timberland/Timberlake album. We’re still not quite sure but can those gennelmen kindly refrain from shouting over OGL’s vocals? Please? 

We popped your frankly impudent questions to some gennels off-of Backstreet Boys. They gave as good as they got and the very rude results ended up causing a storm on the interweb. 

We shared an exclusive chat we had with Ms. Dawn French on the occasion of the anniversary of French and Saunders. She didn’t mind. We’d mentioned we might use some of it beforehand. She talked of Jennifer being a crap snog and why Madonna was only making it difficult for herself.

We got the exclusivo on Mika performing a version of ‘Big Girl’ for Ugly Betty. He mentioned it at that art exhibition we were talking about. 

It was announced that Posh was to play one of Willie’s bridesmaids on Ugly Betty, something that actually ended up happening. 

We found out exactly what Jesus would look like if he was a gay. Which obviously he wasn’t or he wouldn’t have had a baby with Mary Magdalene. We read! We know what goes on!

We finally got to hear Leona Lewis (off-of X Factor) sing her debut (proper, we’re not counting the ‘Dream has come true/Miracles happen/Aren’t I a lucky lady’ songs they make ’em sing right after they win) single. And we likeed. We likeed rather a lot. 

Michael (shape of a) Ball put on heaps of weight so that he could get in character for his role in Hairspray. Here he is (hilariously!) in women’s clothing.

Mariah Carey decided it was a really good idea for a somewhat overweight fortyish woman to take her clothes off and act all kittenish on the front of a magazine. Turned out she was wrong.

Karen Walker, yes, her off-of Will & Grace who sometimes checks into hotels under the name of Megan Mullally or some such nonsense became the Bride of Frankenstein in Mel Brooks’ musical versh of Young Frankenstein. Jack will be mad she’s made Broadway! 

Alan Cumming opened right up to us (not in that way!) in an exclusive little chin-wag. And, in unrelated actorish news, we let you see the undercarriage of the bloke who played Aragorn in Lord O’ the Rings. Didn’t realise it was about those kind of rings!

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