Est thou a cynic? Fancy making a bob or two on the misfortune of the famouses in 2008? Thought so.

Love is contagious...

So anyway, this being a new year apparently and new years apparently being the time when we look forward, forward-looking types have only gone and offered the odds on the likelihood of various sleb couples getting divorced. There now follows a handy guide displaying said odds on sleb couples getting divorced, including the Beckhams (seem quite safe), Tom ‘n’ Katie (ditto, natch) and Amy and Blake (fucked, apparently).

Amy Winehouse & Blake Fielder-Civil   2-1

Liz Hurley & Aran Nayar   11-4

Brad & Angelina   4-1

Madonna & Guy   6-1

Katie Price and Peter Andre   8-1Ashley Cole & Cheryl Cole   10-1

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes   18-1

Victoria & David Beckham   20-1

Christina Aguilera & Jordan Bratman   25-1

Catherine Zeta-Jones & Michael Douglas   50-1

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne   100-1

Flutter your hard-earned fag money, here. (Note to Americans: We meant fag as in ‘cigarette’, not homo [maybe]. That would be rude.)

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