Asterix and the homoerotic Olympic Games

Lose that gut for January

Did they not have any tops in Ancient Rome or what? Well, you certainly wouldn’t think so going by this muscle-bound trailer to the new Asterix movie (it’s called Asterix at the Olympic Games and it’s in – gulp – French!)

Starring David Beckham (well, maybe not ‘starring’ so much as ‘featuring’) alongside proper actors like Gerard Depardieu, it’s a big old budget thing and actually looks like a lot of fun. Oh, and there’s a whole bunch of guys in nothing but tiny mini-skirts. Take a look for yourself after the jump…

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6 comments to “Asterix and the homoerotic Olympic Games”

  1. Oh hello.

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  2. I am soooooooooooooo glad I never bothered to learn whatever these frogs are talking about. It does appear there is a dirth of bottoms. Much like being the only Boy in Girlytown. A pity

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  3. I liked the Asterix comics when I was younger, but I’m really not getting hard off this trailer. Even with all the French. Plus, I feel like I’ve seen the whole movie with this trailer. Guess I’ll just stick with ‘Rome’

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  4. I saw Michael Schumacher, but no Beckham.

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  5. he’s not even in it.. :(

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0065743/

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  6. I heard David Beckham was in this too… maybe he just trots past in a dolly fashion at some point…

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