Hello. Can we just talk about how hot the gennelmen in EastEnders are at the mo? And just how there’s a frankly disproportionate amount of hot gingers?

Come to poppa.

So anyways, it’s true that as a rule we j’adore Corrie Street more than we j’adore ‘Stenders mostly ’cause the latter’s been a bag o’ shite for quite some years now and Coronation Street is generally cheeeenius, but may we just hold up our hands and reveal to a breathless nation that we are, in fact, back on the ‘Benders bandwagon and enjoying it muchos. Mostly owing to a) that lovely storyline involving Max ‘Hot Ginger Dad’ Branning porking Stacey and everyone finding out on Baby Cheeses Day and b) ‘Cause the gennelmen in EastEnders are SO much hotter than the ones in Corrie. Except Liam, who’s nice, even if his dirty Mancunian accent could strip wallpaper. Oh yeah, just remembered – that Scottish bloke who’s bopping Carla from t’factory’s hot, too. Even if he is boss-eyed.

Now let’s look at pictures of all the hot gennelmen in ‘Stenders, including *counts* three gingers, and including another one of ‘im up there – Robert Kazinsky AKA Sean Slater AKA he’s supposed to be bopping Alesha Dixon en ce moment. Imagine the children… – with his top off. Yey! 

Others included in this remarkable line-up include Scott Maslen off-of hooded eyes and The Bill AKA Jack Branning, HGD (Hot Ginger Dad. It’s an acquired taste, but have you seen his back bottom? Peachy.) AKA Max Branning, Stephen Lord who may be wee and another one with a Mancunian accent that could strip wallpaper but is hot all the same AKA Jase something or other, Charlie Clements (depends on the lighting) AKA Bradley Branning, and bien sur Matt Di Angelo who we’re not too sure if he’s left for good now or what but deserves a mention all the same AKA Deano Wicks.

*breathe*

Robert Kazinsky = Sean Slater

Not sure 'bout the dolly necklace   

Scott Maslen = Jack Branning

  
Ooh, moody.

HGD = Jake Wood

Hot Ginger Dad

 Stephen Lord = Jase something or other
You could stand him on a box...

Charlie Clements = Bradley Branning
Very sensitive skin, you know.

Matt Di Angelo = Deano Wicks

He's quite light-footed, apparently.

Wasn’t that fun?

But who would you rather bum?

Oh that rhymes.

ps. And while we’re at it, we may as well look at the real life gay that’s joining ‘Benders-no-pun-intended-okay-maybe in the verily near future, John Partridge.


Dolly gay highlights

Oh go on then, another.

 
Fuzzy chestage. Hello.

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3 comments to “Hello. Can we just talk about how hot the gennelmen in EastEnders are at the mo? And just how there’s a frankly disproportionate amount of hot gingers?”

  1. Haha! That’s so true! We were talking about this last night, in fact. I do like that Scot on Corrie at the moment. I’d like him to bum me whilst wearing a kilt. Oooooof.

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  3. i dont usually like ginger but i think robert kazinsky is absolutley geourgeous hes got a really fit body to die for hes so geourgeous.

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