Well, it’s funny you should mention that. ‘Cause that thing up there – pretty, non? – does just such a filthy, abhorrent, dis-GUS-ting thing.
Basically, attach the appropriate bit to your dolly moby slash cell, t’other bit to your front bottom (the round bit, natch), someone calls you, you get a cheap thrill. The end.
AND it fits your iPod and/or iPhone, so you could get off on Gracie Fields singin’ ‘Sally’ if you like. Oh the possibilities!