Ou se trouve David Beckham’s front bottom?

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So, like, this is the latest David Beckham-does-Armani-panties ad to be released. Thankings.

Unlike t’others, there ain’t a bulge in site. Fancy.

This could be a ruse. You know, so people like us go, ‘Ou se trouve your front bottom, David?’, therefore drawing attention to it. Or it could not be a ruse. ‘Cause let’s face it, people would talk about it whether there was visible knobbage ou non. Also, as everybody knows, black is slimming so has a similar effect on knobbage, unless of course you’re viewing it in profile.

S’true.

Slight segue – can we talk about his left nipple?

 

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6 comments to “Ou se trouve David Beckham’s front bottom?”

  1. He does that eye thing the whole time. You know, the scowling Blue Steel thing, which is funny considering he’s such a lady.

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  2. I actually generally prefer black pants, but then white pants are more trustworthy if you catch me drift…. black pants can be dirty without you knowing it…

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  3. Do you not wash your pants after every wear then Bastard?

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  4. ooooooooooooh david beckham

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  5. ooooooooooooh david beckham david beckham

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  6. come your play bllue funk

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