So, like, this is the latest David Beckham-does-Armani-panties ad to be released. Thankings.
Unlike t’others, there ain’t a bulge in site. Fancy.
This could be a ruse. You know, so people like us go, ‘Ou se trouve your front bottom, David?’, therefore drawing attention to it. Or it could not be a ruse. ‘Cause let’s face it, people would talk about it whether there was visible knobbage ou non. Also, as everybody knows, black is slimming so has a similar effect on knobbage, unless of course you’re viewing it in profile.
Slight segue – can we talk about his left nipple?