Going by this, the gennelman footballer in question has just scored a goal (or scored something, if you know what we’re saying *pats hair, wiggles head on neck in style of Mae West*)
But who the Fraggle Rock can it be? Wanna know? Wanna see? Wanna speculate about the connection between the lumpy bump and the fact that there are other hot men in close proximity? Then jump over the jump…
Yes, it’s Chris Ronaldo. A famous among football players. You SO would! PS Not enjoying the other fella’s teeth very much.
Which rather fanciable footie star has a bulge that looks something like this?,