Congratuwelldone to the ging-er one off-of McCartneys, Madame Stella, who has just given birth to a little baby trustifarian.
Of course, the burning issue of the day that has been debated from Lake Geneva to the Finland station is what goddam exotic baby names will she plump for that haven’t already been snaffled by the council people?
She already has a Miller, which we quite likey as it makes us think of the intellectual writer Arthur Miller. She also has a Bailey, which we are less keen on as it makes us think of our favourite nana liqueur.
Well, this breaking news, just in – she has gone for Beckett. Of Samuel Beckett fame perhaps? Or maybe she’s a fan of Margaret Beckett, the supermodel turned politician. Either way, we think this surname as first name trend is getting out of hand – unless you keep it classy. Which is why I’m off to give some E numbers to my little ones – Pasquale and Davro.