This is a close up of Glenn Close. Or, a Glenn Close-up. Gettit? No, really – GETTIT?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, relax. So that is not, as you were all prolly thinking, Glenn Close with white wee on her face. Oh-oh-oh no. It’s Glenn Close with (off-)white milk on her face.
She’s extolling the virtues of milk, see. ‘Parently, it’s good for protein-gain – like if you were working out, whatever that means – and also maintaining a healthy weight.
*buys a cow*
There’s no mention of lactose intolerance but, well, that’s just showing off, isn’t it.
*eats a lump of cheese; head swells to the size of Half Ton Mum off the telly last week; takes it all back*
Anyways, here’s the full advertisement, in all it’s fullness:
And you can find out more about the thing they call ‘milk’, here.