Michael ‘Crazy is my middle name’ Underwood? Eugh.

That Michael Underwood, he's just CRAZY!

Last night’s inaugural sesh of Dancing on Ice on ITV the First was the following:

:-(

For reasons including the following:

– It was dull

– Tim Vincent didn’t show enough chestage

– Michael Underwood off-of GMTV’s desperate search for a personality was nauseating to the point of organ failure. Someone slap him. Preferably Tim Vincent. Naked. With a semi.

Now let’s look at Michael Underwood’s performance that for some reason Michael Underwood thought was simply hilarious. ‘Cause, you know, he FALLS OVER and everything. That’s just crazy with a capital fuck off, that is. 

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5 comments to “Michael ‘Crazy is my middle name’ Underwood? Eugh.”

  1. Haha, yes, totally agree. Insipid little man.

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  2. I’d happily slap him for you. With or without a semi.

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  3. Ghastly. Makes Richard Arnold look like Jeremy Paxman.

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  4. Her Royal Highness wishes to know, “Where is Johnny Weir”???

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  5. Eh? He didn’t fall over. Are you just making things up to keep the black man down YOU RACISTS.

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