Last night’s inaugural sesh of Dancing on Ice on ITV the First was the following:
For reasons including the following:
– It was dull
– Tim Vincent didn’t show enough chestage
– Michael Underwood off-of GMTV’s desperate search for a personality was nauseating to the point of organ failure. Someone slap him. Preferably Tim Vincent. Naked. With a semi.
Now let’s look at Michael Underwood’s performance that for some reason Michael Underwood thought was simply hilarious. ‘Cause, you know, he FALLS OVER and everything. That’s just crazy with a capital fuck off, that is.