Apparently this woman would’ve earned £5million pounds had she not got the wobbles

One of the greats.

So yes, ’tis sad if you get that pesky MRSA lurgy and we press our hands to our heart in a deeply sympathetic manner in deference to the afflicted, but are we seriously meant to believe Leslie Ash off-of married-to-a-footballer-with-anger-management-issues-(and-who-can-blame-him?)-and-Men-Behaving-Badly-which-hasn’t-been-on-telly-since-1973 deserves FIVE MILLION ENGLISH POUNDS in compensation owing to, and we quote-thereabouts, ‘loss of past and potential earnings’? People, she’s no Lesley Joseph!

And, well, we didn’t want to resort to such adolescent musings, but who in their right mind would employ anyone with a gob on ’em like that! It’d scare the kittens.

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5 comments to “Apparently this woman would’ve earned £5million pounds had she not got the wobbles”

  1. So rude but so true.

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  2. Oh, so funny. It’s exactly what I was thinking when I heard this. Trust a fucking greedy, publicity hungry cunt like her to clean up when millions of ordinary folks have had the fucker. Ooh!

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  3. And that really is how she sustained the injuries everyone. It was nothing to do with her getting seven shades of shit – understandably – beaten out of her, was it?

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  4. I’d punch her too if I was married to her.

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  5. I heart Leslie Ash’s lips.

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