Chapter One: I was only trying to touch your knob, officer!

You prolly would

From his origins as a poor black child in the projects of Detroit, Michigan to international superstar status (or is that Diana Ross?), George ‘Gorgeous’ Michaels certainly has a tale (or a tail) to tell. And it’s a tale with some rather Jackie Collins-style filth ‘n’ glamour moments in it, unless we’re very much mistaken.

Well, now you will be able to read the dirty details from the horse’s mouth itself and GM has decided to take that undisclosed fee to write an (anal) warts and all autogbiography of his own life. Probably not all by himself but you never know.

No title as yet but we do know it’ll have the word HarperCollins on it somewhere as those are the characters coming up with the undisclosed sum, which is being described as – and we quote – ‘one of the biggest book deals ever concluded in British publishing’. So, quite a lot then.

It’ll be out in autumn next year but it’ll have to be pretty damn good to beat Boy George’s Take It Like A Man. Can’t wait for the launch party!

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4 comments to “Chapter One: I was only trying to touch your knob, officer!”

  1. I love this man

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  2. Wonder if I’ll be in it. I should be.

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  3. Do you think he will come clean about the AIDS rumors? I have disccussed this with the charming Sir Frederick Mercury, who assures me George is a butt pirate of the First Degree……..

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  4. A butt pirate of the first degree! How excitement.

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