Oh really?

These two could be sisters!

Now we j’adore SJP more than if she were spawned from our own front bottom. In fact, she’s our second favourite acronym en ce moment (HBC – Helena Bottom Carter – is currently revelling in pole position, owing to the cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(eeee)eeeeenius-ness that is Sweeney Todd), but hold on just one cotton-picking minute! Are we seriously supposed to look at the latest cover of Allure magazine and NOT guffaw at the airbrushing-extreme that appears to have taken the face of a 42-year-old woman, erased it in a theatrical EtchaSketch-esque shaking manner, then replaced it with the face of a woman who’s been shoved off a cliff with a bungee jump attached to the back of her head, had the slack cut off then made into a plastic goo and trowelled back on her face in the manner of a Cover Girl make-up shoot (art-directed by Tranny Banks)?

Looks nice, though.

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3 comments to “Oh really?”

  1. Yeah, and can you imagine what you’d be saying if they’d put a picture of her like on the left on the cover. You’d all be going ‘Oh, my god what were they thinking? She looks dog rough’

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  2. Mags like Allure are ‘aspirational’, see. So you look at SJP, go ‘Oooooooh’, think, ‘I too would like to look like this. Be her, in fact,’ and therefore hand over your cash dollar/english pound to your friendly newsagent and trot home all gleefull with your shiny magazine poking out of your handbag, not a care in the world.

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  3. Betty, I understand that the Yanks call her MLP (my little pony) for her horse face. Unfortunately your genes gave that profile to Poor Anne……God can’t save her………

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