Fag Hag Diary

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Stop what you’re doing immediatement! (Yes, and that includes you, wielding the KY jelly and the person of restricted growth!) The Ossie nominations are through and we need to have a right old Loose Women bitch.

Here’s my verdict on the gypsies, tramps and thieves making the line-up this year…

1. Keira Twice Knightley didn’t get nominated. Ahh, shame. I love it when a skeleton sneaks out of the lab and puts on a frock.

2. There is a God. He may not have eradicated world poverty but he did make damn sure Johnny Depp got nominated for Sweeney Todd.

3. Cate Blanchett for Elizabeth: The Golden Age? Ossies for looking pale in farthingales and ruffs? Who knew!

4. Best make-up: Pirates of the Caribbean? How much skill does it take to smear black Rimmel eyeliner?

5. Finally, Daniel Day-Lewis got nominated for a film called There Will be Blood… oh, and there will be friends if that cunt triumphs over Johnny.

Peace. We out.

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3 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Daniel Day Lewis = Cunt. Couldn’t agree more.

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  2. I thought Cte blanchett was whatever in Elizabeht and I’m a fan.

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  3. There Will Be Blood is ace. Not as good as the Cohen Brothers thingy. Haven’t seen Sweeney Todd. Fingers crossed for Casey Affleck … I fucking loved that film.

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