Freddie Phelps – here he is in Brokeback tribute drag – has confirmed that yes, he would be delighted to attend the funeral of poor old Heath Ledger for to protest against his ‘fag-enabling’ ways.
Here’s what he said on the subject: ‘Yes, we will picket this pervert’s funeral, in religious protest and warning.’ Then he quotes a bit of the Bible that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.
‘Heath Ledger thought it was great fun defying God Almighty and his plain word [‘Plain!’ says, God Almighty. ‘How very dare you?’]; to wit, God Hates Fags! & Fag Enablement! [No, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense] Ergo, God hates the sordid tacky bucket of slime seasoned with vomit known as Brokeback Mountain… blah blah… Heath Ledger is now in Hell, and has begun serving his eternal sentence there – beside which, there is nothing about Heath Ledger that is relevant or consequential.’
We can’t wait till they break it to the Fredster that the funeral is in Perth.