Oh, Fred Phelps has confirmed his attendence at Heath Ledger’s funeral. Does he realise it’ll probably be in Australia? Doh!

Brokeback on, Fred

Freddie Phelps – here he is in Brokeback tribute drag – has confirmed that yes, he would be delighted to attend the funeral of poor old Heath Ledger for to protest against his ‘fag-enabling’ ways.

Here’s what he said on the subject: ‘Yes, we will picket this pervert’s funeral, in religious protest and warning.’ Then he quotes a bit of the Bible that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.

‘Heath Ledger thought it was great fun defying God Almighty and his plain word [‘Plain!’ says, God Almighty. ‘How very dare you?’]; to wit, God Hates Fags! & Fag Enablement! [No, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense] Ergo, God hates the sordid tacky bucket of slime seasoned with vomit known as Brokeback Mountain… blah blah… Heath Ledger is now in Hell, and has begun serving his eternal sentence there – beside which, there is nothing about Heath Ledger that is relevant or consequential.’

We can’t wait till they break it to the Fredster that the funeral is in Perth.

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6 comments to “Oh, Fred Phelps has confirmed his attendence at Heath Ledger’s funeral. Does he realise it’ll probably be in Australia? Doh!”

  1. Fredster Phelps = Pure Evil. And patently in dire need of a good bumming.

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  2. Like the Pope, he loves some dolly bonnetry, don’t he?

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  3. I don’t know about a good bumming, he needs a good chopping around the neck region.

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  4. I don’t know why anyone bothers getting upset by this twat. He’s obviously, erm, troubled and gets off on the publicity. Ignore him.

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  5. I trust that my loyal subjects in Australia will shoot them the moment they stumble off the plane. GOD SAVED THE QUEEN ! It’s up to you people to take care of this sad human baggage named Fred and his incestous ( Yes, I did, my dearies) coven.

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  6. He no doubt thinks that I, too, am a ‘fag-enabler’, what with my eldest son being the former husband of one (Diana. Keep up) and also having several thousand in my extended family. And he would be right. But they’re just so much more fun that the heteros. Fred should try one, he’d probably like it.

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