The Fag Hag today will mostly be bitching about… fatties. That’s right, not ‘differently weighted persons’ not ‘people of mass’ but fatties. Fat greedy bastards. Why me hatey today? Mainly because the government has just announced possible plans to offer financial incentives to overweight people to halp reduce the growing numbers of half ton mums in our little country.
Well, I’ve come up with my very own measure, which is far more cost effective. Here ’tis:
‘Dear Fat People,
I hope you are well.
Just wanted to drop you a note to say, it’s not your metabolism. It’s not your thyroid. It’s not because your dad was fat. It’s because you spend all your money on cake.