So, Cheryl. Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

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Well, the good news is… you know all those rumours about your husband – footballer Ashley Cole – being gay, well they’re DEFINITELY not true.

The bad news, however, is he’s been caught shagging a 22-year-old hairdresser (you can just imagine the state of it, can’t you?) 

The silver lining in that bad news is… you’re made for life. Imagine spending all his lovely money! Not to mention the OK! magazine exclusives. Oh, and that rock on your finger must be worth a bob or two… 

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5 comments to “So, Cheryl. Do you want the good news or the bad news first?”

  1. Have you seen the state of the girl he did it with? *shudders*

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  3. The Dueces you Say!…Here I was looking for some homo scandles

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  4. I love the fact that he threw up half way through, had some mouthwash, and then carried on AND THE FACT THAT SHE LET HIM CARRY ON, AND DIDN’T BOTHER CLEARING IT UP … could she have been anymore desperate to fuck a footballer?

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  5. Am I alone in thinking that this whole story has been created by his ‘people’ to continue pretending he isn’t a gentleman of the lavender persuasion? Are Ashley and Cherly our Tom and Katie?

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