You know that Boots No 7 stuff that everyone went potty-loo-laa over last year? They’ve brought a version out for the mens! Hooray!

Scientifically more beautiful

So you know how everyone went giddy over the Boots No 7 range last year after some show on t’telly told us that stop-the-presses it actually works? Especially the Protect & Perfect Anti-Ageing Serum that does the cosmetic equivalent of tying a bungee jump to the back of your head, jumping off the Clifton Suspension Bridge, then cutting off the slack, the result being that you’re scientifically more beautiful? Yes, that one. Anyroad, they’ve only gone and brought out a Boots No 7 range especially for the mens, including a gennelmen’s versh of the feted Boots No 7 Protect & Perfect Anti-Ageing Serum. The title of this story may have already led you to presume that.

Anyway, hooray!

That up there is a picture of Boots No 7 Protect & Perfect Anti-Ageing Serum, which will set you back 16.75 English pounds.

How many times can we say Boots No 7 Protect & Perfect Anti-Ageing Serum?

For the mo (till next week, anywho) you can only buy the Boots no 7 range for the mens on Boots’s interdolly site, which is here. But come next week (leave it till Wednesday to be safe), you can go into a real life Boots the Chemist and purchase an item/items from the Boots No 7 gennelmen’s range using your own limbs. P’raps even Boots No 7 Protect & Perfect Anti-Ageing Serum.

*pops to Boots the Chemist; buys Boots No 7 Protect & Perfect Anti-Ageing Serum; uses for four weeks; is very impressed with the results; gets bummed more*

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4 comments to “You know that Boots No 7 stuff that everyone went potty-loo-laa over last year? They’ve brought a version out for the mens! Hooray!”

  1. I’d be interested to know if this actually works. Can someone please test it out and let us know? Thank you kindly.

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  2. The ladies one comes highly recommended by me

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  3. I have tried it for 6 weeks and it does not work at all. :(

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  4. As Jo Brand once said:
    “You may as well slap cake mix on your skin and go and sit out in the sun. At least you’ll have a cake to show for it”

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