Joss Ackland Stone – ya gotta loathe her! This time the lady with the sexy Peter Crouch legs (she’ll grow into them one day love her) has been speaking out – sorry, make that ‘speakin’ – against all of us annoying Brits. Remember that unfortunate little incident last year at the Brits when she swaggered around the stage with purple hair like a Covent Garden psychic, talking like Mammy from Gone With The Wind? Well, take this, haters.
‘When people go to Australia for two weeks they come back sounding Australian – but the whole world doesn’t turn round and say, “Well, fuck you.” Which is basically what England had done.’
Whoah there. Back up. People go to Australia for two weeks and come back sounding Australian? Which people would that be then? Ah yes, that’s right – the personality disordered ones. But Joss Ackland Stone ain’t done.
‘I’m not being a cruel person by sounding that way.’
Of course you’re not. You’re being what is called a cunt person. Thank you and good day, Madam!