Fag Hag Diary

A lover, not a hater.

Tuesday

Joss Ackland Stone – ya gotta loathe her! This time the lady with the sexy Peter Crouch legs (she’ll grow into them one day love her) has been speaking out – sorry, make that ‘speakin’ – against all of us annoying Brits. Remember that unfortunate little incident last year at the Brits when she swaggered around the stage with purple hair like a Covent Garden psychic, talking like Mammy from Gone With The Wind? Well, take this, haters. 

‘When people go to Australia for two weeks they come back sounding Australian – but the whole world doesn’t turn round and say, “Well, fuck you.” Which is basically what England had done.’

Whoah there. Back up. People go to Australia for two weeks and come back sounding Australian? Which people would that be then? Ah yes, that’s right – the personality disordered ones. But Joss Ackland Stone ain’t done.

‘I’m not being a cruel person by sounding that way.’

Of course you’re not. You’re being what is called a cunt person. Thank you and good day, Madam!

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7 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. Stupid bint. The only person who can get away with a trans-Atlan’ic accent is Jackie Collins. For Jackie Collins is a legend.

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  2. I lived in Australia for a LONG TIME and came back to England with not even the slightest hint of an Oz accent. I didn’t even insist on using rising intonation in completely inappropriate places.

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  3. Joss Stone is a dick.
    Shame, really. She could be nice if she stopped being retarded.

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  4. As if! Who the fuck would want to be confused with an Australian?

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  5. Can’t her PR person tell her that saying things like that doesn’t make us feel sorry for her/like her, it makes us dislike her EVEN MORE.

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  6. Unfortunately the world has lost the fine art of conversation. My previous ancestors sent all those prisoners to Australia for very obvious reasons. And Consuela, watch your mouth lest I have YOU deported…..GOD SAVED ME….(notice my title does not really admit to that sordid little prison colony).

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  7. AS IF!!! *does shaky head, waggly finger thing*

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