So apparently the artist formerly known as Prince Philip has made a bit of a social plop plop. ‘What is plop plop?’ I hear you ask in manner of Polynesian island girl called Kahuna falling in love with blond haired American called Brad and attempting to absorb his culture. Well, it means doing the social equivalent of taking a dump on the nice party carpet and that’s what Prince Pippy did when he mistook Oscar winning Cate Blanchett for a technician.
‘He asked her advice on how to fix a DVD player,’ said one report. ‘It was very embarrassing all round’.
Poor artist formerly known as. He was actually trying to make a goddamn joke you bastards. And can he help it if he’s about as funny as cancer of the clitoris?