Getting ready for Alfie Allen’s nude scene tonight? Well, he’s been told to get a trim.

Get out of the way, woman!

‘I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of. I’m all pubes and a big fat willy so I’m not worried.’

We quote one Alfie Allen – brother of Lily, son of Keith, who said ‘nepotism’? You at the back? Don’t look at your friend. We’re talking to you!… – on the subject of revealing all in the Harry Potter role in not-as-fun-as-it-sounds play Equus, which he will have to do tonight.

Well, apparently, he was speakething the truth. So many pubes in fact that you could stuff a pillow with them, leading to director fella telling him he needed the chop…

‘Rehearsals for one of the play’s climactic scenes, in which he appears naked alongside co-star Laura O’Toole revealed a knotty problem – his pubic hair,’ says someone who knows someone who once met someone who works on the sweet stall at the theatre in question (although, to be honest, this doesn’t actually sound like the way people, you know, speak).

‘It was out of control and not doing justice to his manhood,’ this ‘source’ (or ‘sauce’) went on. What is this? A work of art or an Amsterdam sex show? Surely bushy pubes would be more appropriate for this character than a Californian landing strip.

Anyway, if you want to see a fine specimen in the raw (you might already have seen him, mind. He’s one of those straight blokes who’s always taking his clothes off! Hooray, etc!), the tour of Equus starts round Britain tonight. You’ll be fighting old ladies for those front seats.

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  3. How old is this child?

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  4. Evidently the ‘child’ is packing!

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  5. It’s a shame! I love a nice bush meself.

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