Is this the biggest twat in Britain?

Twat!

Look at this twat. He’s the twat who it turns out has been paid by his Conservative MP father to do ‘research’, which translates into twatting around town in fur coats with the likes of Martine McCutcheon.

Funniest thing on TV since The Catherine Tate Christmas Show was the footage of him twatting down the gauntlet of paps in Jackie O shades, a handbag and acting for all the world like he was Marilyn Monroe stepping off a trans-Atlantic flight.

If anyone can find footage for us to post of this twat doing his pap run, please wing it this direction.

Did we say ‘twat’ enought times? The twat!

Read the full story of this twat here.

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12 comments to “Is this the biggest twat in Britain?”

  1. What dollage! I’ve never seen the likings of it. Quite like that coat though. Wonder what it would look like on a man.

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  2. Oh, I laughed my pants off watching him on the News. He was REVELLING in it. As you say, TWAT!

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  3. It’s all so Line of Beauty, innit?

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  4. So not your colour dear. Makes you look pallid.

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  5. Now, riddle me this: in your bit on this guy you’ve called him a twat. On the Guardian, they refer to him as Queen Sloane. Now, he’s obviously a silly old gayer, but how do we feel about the word ‘Queen’ being used to ‘denounce’ someone’s flamboyant homosexuality? Is it not a bit homophobic? Can’t they just use twat and leave the gay thing out of it?

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  6. Dear Ms DeeLee, As FINAL and COMPLETE resource on the term “Queen” I think you must defer to my judgment. This unfortunate child needs serious dermatolgy and plastic surgery. He is on the wrong side of attractive. Twat quite suits him. And for your information, Queen Sloane will do nicely. Excuse me, my Granddaughter Betty is praying to me right now. GOD SAVED THIS QUEEN…..

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  7. He should be ravaged by a pack of dogs and left flailing on a Chelsea street with his dirty vile flesh hanging off of him. Horrible creature.
    And as for the Guardian using ‘Queen’ in a derogatory manner – this illusion that they’re/everyone else is under that they’re terribly PC left-wingers is utter tosh. They’re almost as bad as the Mail at times – crypto-cunts you may like to call them. Obviously I read the Guardian, but merely ’cause it’s the best of a bad bunch. But can they please stop shoving insipid journalists ‘commentary’ down our throats the whole time – the magazine of a Saturday is just column after column of drivel from humourless-even-though-they-think-they’re-funny journos with too much opinion on rather mundane matters. Blah blah blah. I do like the Guide, though. That’s fun. Sometimes.

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  8. He looks like Quentin Crisp only less good-looking and naturally without the wit.

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  9. See, Betty is a chip off the old Crown she is.!!!

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  10. Je detest line of beauty. I met Alan Hollinghurst once. Just as you might expect. Eugh.

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  11. You’re so right Michael Barrymore. That’s what I thought. It’s the hair. Good grief.

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  12. So, that “Line of Beauty” series was factual???? Who knew???

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