Look, real life cock on real life West End stage in real life London Town on real life Alfie Allen off-of Lily Allen!

And the rest, please.

So we all know Alfie ‘Sister of Lily’ Allen’s doing the Daniel Radcliffe turn in Equus… but most importantly, this is what his front bottom looks like! Hooray!

Birthday suit. From the side...

You know what, not ‘alf bad.

 

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15 comments to “Look, real life cock on real life West End stage in real life London Town on real life Alfie Allen off-of Lily Allen!”

  1. *peers over spectacles*
    I’m quite impressed. Coz you know what it’s like in front of an audience – shrinkage ALWAYS occurs owing to nerves and a usual chill in the air and all that…

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  2. And he’s been working out as well. Though you would, though, wouldn’t you.

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  3. Hmmm, yeah, go on then.

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  4. That photo from the side is quite weird, looks like all his pubic hair has vanished. Maybe it’s just funny lighting.

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  5. I totally wood. Sorry, would. I think it looks chunky and tasty like a Kit Kit.

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  6. I think I wouldn’t… Nice bush though!

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  7. His eyes are too wide apart. Like his sister.

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  8. She have funny tits.

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  9. Alfie’s knob. Yup. Tasty. I *might*.

    As for her tits, they’re not funny–they’re real. I know real ones are so rarely seen these days …

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  10. Hold him down and lube my arse

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  11. Is that it?? After reading the article in Attitude this month, I was expecting a lot more.. slightly let down… :o(

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  12. nice cock, but small cock

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  13. She has fantastic tits.

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  14. I’m 16 going on 17 and i have a bigger penis than him! That’s shameful

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  15. she has a gr8 arse …..i would lick her arse crack! who is she??

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