So we all know Alfie ‘Sister of Lily’ Allen’s doing the Daniel Radcliffe turn in Equus… but most importantly, this is what his front bottom looks like! Hooray!
15 comments to “Look, real life cock on real life West End stage in real life London Town on real life Alfie Allen off-of Lily Allen!”
Champagne for LuluFebruary 1, 2008 at 11:42 am | Permalink
*peers over spectacles*
I’m quite impressed. Coz you know what it’s like in front of an audience – shrinkage ALWAYS occurs owing to nerves and a usual chill in the air and all that…
VA:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
Jeremy Beadle's withered handFebruary 1, 2008 at 11:43 am | Permalink
And he’s been working out as well. Though you would, though, wouldn’t you.
VA:F [1.9.13_1145]
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
Lorra Lorra LaughsFebruary 1, 2008 at 12:03 pm | Permalink
*peers over spectacles*
I’m quite impressed. Coz you know what it’s like in front of an audience – shrinkage ALWAYS occurs owing to nerves and a usual chill in the air and all that…
And he’s been working out as well. Though you would, though, wouldn’t you.
Hmmm, yeah, go on then.
That photo from the side is quite weird, looks like all his pubic hair has vanished. Maybe it’s just funny lighting.
I totally wood. Sorry, would. I think it looks chunky and tasty like a Kit Kit.
I think I wouldn’t… Nice bush though!
His eyes are too wide apart. Like his sister.
She have funny tits.
Alfie’s knob. Yup. Tasty. I *might*.
As for her tits, they’re not funny–they’re real. I know real ones are so rarely seen these days …
Hold him down and lube my arse
Is that it?? After reading the article in Attitude this month, I was expecting a lot more.. slightly let down… :o(
nice cock, but small cock
She has fantastic tits.
I’m 16 going on 17 and i have a bigger penis than him! That’s shameful
she has a gr8 arse …..i would lick her arse crack! who is she??