Now, you know Tom of Finland. Old bloke. Artist. Drew pictures of gay men in the 70s with unfeasably large front business often in pornographic environments.
Well, the nice people who have taken over his brand have decided that the natural thing to release would be a fragrance. And here it is.
And though you may have been expecting top notes of spunk and per-lenty of bottom notes, it is in fact said to be fresh and ‘unfragranced’: ‘like a man coming out of the shower’. The added ingredients are ‘crumpled leaf’ (!), suede, metal, pepperwood, iris, tonka, vetiver and musks. Oh, and you have to be 18 to buy it as it has a raunchy ToF picture on the box.