‘My gay club nights ‘make my son cringe’ quoth Cilla Black. He’s not the only one, madam.

Our Cilla on the razz.

Dirty Cilla Black has SENSATIONALLY revealed that her nights down London’s glittering Soho in the clubs du homo make her son cringe.

Dirty Cilla’s son – one Robert Willis, 35, who’s quite the looker* – questioned his momma after she was spotted at the Shadow Lounge. He’s quick off the mark, seeing as she’s been going there since at least 1973 (yes, we know it hasn’t been open since 1973. It’s an Ab Fab reference. Never say we ain’t literary.)

Here’s the quote:

‘I had a weird conversation with my eldest lad, our Robert, who said, “It’s in the paper you’re in Shadow Lounge.” And I said “Yeah. What’s the problem with that?” I don’t see what the problem is but then I sat with him and I said, “Robert, I will not bring shame to the Willis family”.’

Immediate thoughts on this include:

a) So going to gay clubs is shameful, is it? Nice to know you’ve brought up such a liberal-minded cunt, Cills. But he is devastatingly handsome*, so we’ll forgive him.

b) Cilla Black? Eugh.

c) If anything’s going to bring shame to your family, Our Cilla, it’s those dirty Eastern European jeans.

d) And c) and d).

*Cilla’s hot son, Robert Willis:

Mmm, yummy.
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8 comments to “‘My gay club nights ‘make my son cringe’ quoth Cilla Black. He’s not the only one, madam.”

  1. Je deteste Cilla. She thinks she’s so showbiz, but she’s just a cunt.

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  2. I love how she thinks she’s some fabulous fag hag… Oh dear.

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  3. Oh my, her son is so repulsive.

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  4. I think Cilla’s HOT!

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  5. I’ve had her and I can tell you she’s ON FIRE!

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  6. Cilla’s great. The end.

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  7. As Cilla sings:
    Something tells me something’s gonna happen tonight
    I read in the papers that Shadow lounge people will make it tonight
    The stars will be shining, my sign is aligning with love,
    So come on and make it let’s take everything
    That we’ve been dreaming of.

    2 Questions:
    1. Does Cilla wear that great trenchcoat the man is sporting in the photo when she is out gaying it up?
    2. Is Cilla’s son worried he might run into mumsy at the club and the toy boys would flock to mumsy instead?

    Oh, Cilla you’re my world.

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  8. Yes, going to gay clubs is shameful. They’re full of 17 year olds with badly waxed eyebrows, Eurotrash who think a pair of pants qualifies as an outfit, and old queens trying to live out the leather glory days of the 70s.

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