Dirty Cilla Black has SENSATIONALLY revealed that her nights down London’s glittering Soho in the clubs du homo make her son cringe.
Dirty Cilla’s son – one Robert Willis, 35, who’s quite the looker* – questioned his momma after she was spotted at the Shadow Lounge. He’s quick off the mark, seeing as she’s been going there since at least 1973 (yes, we know it hasn’t been open since 1973. It’s an Ab Fab reference. Never say we ain’t literary.)
Here’s the quote:
‘I had a weird conversation with my eldest lad, our Robert, who said, “It’s in the paper you’re in Shadow Lounge.” And I said “Yeah. What’s the problem with that?” I don’t see what the problem is but then I sat with him and I said, “Robert, I will not bring shame to the Willis family”.’
Immediate thoughts on this include:
a) So going to gay clubs is shameful, is it? Nice to know you’ve brought up such a liberal-minded cunt, Cills. But he is devastatingly handsome*, so we’ll forgive him.
b) Cilla Black? Eugh.
c) If anything’s going to bring shame to your family, Our Cilla, it’s those dirty Eastern European jeans.
d) And c) and d).
*Cilla’s hot son, Robert Willis:
'My gay club nights 'make my son cringe' quoth Cilla Black. He's not the only one, madam.,