The new series of America’s Next Top Model starts tonight! OMG. Like, O. MG. Like, you know, O. M. G. *passes out*

I have two beautiful girls standing in front of me...

That’s it, really. And for those of you with your wits about you, you may have noticed we mean ‘The new series of America’s Next Top Model starts tonight!’ in the UK of Britain (LivingTV, 9pm) not over there in the US of Dolly, ’cause it started there yonks ago.

Anyways, in honour of ‘The new series of America’s Next Top Model starts tonight!’-ness, let’s all remind ourselves of how we felt when Tranny Banks acted like a demented freak-a-zoid and screamed like a schizophrenic yob at some poor girl just ’cause she didn’t cry like a retarded loser after she got knocked out. How fun.

(NB. Calm down dear.)

(NB #2: ‘I have two beautiful girls standing in front of me’? Think we’ll be the judge of that.)

And then after that let’s watch French ‘n’ Saunders taking the wet wee out of Tranny Banks. Even more fun-ness than the first one….

 

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3 comments to “The new series of America’s Next Top Model starts tonight! OMG. Like, O. MG. Like, you know, O. M. G. *passes out*”

  1. Absolute freaking genius. I love it. I j’adore it, in fact.

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  2. Fooookin HILARIOUS!

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  3. I prefer Project Runway (that’s RUNWAY not the shittier CATWALK version from over here).

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