Myleene ‘No’ Klass has signed a deal to launch her own line of baby clothes for Mothercare.
Myleene Klass off-of neither funny nor interesting nor sexy nor anything, in fact, will design a range of clothes and quote fabulous funky accessories unquote. This range of which we speak will be called Baby K, and will cater for children under the age of three. What about three and a quarter? Or primordial dwarves? Or Kylie?
Can we just say how much of a symptom Myleene Klass is of today’s insipid telly personalities. Yes we woke up on the wrong side of the bed and yes that bed just so happened to not have a hot gennelman singular, plural or otherwise inside of it and yes our hair is pointing in the wrong direction today but COME ON! Whatever happened to the Les Dawsons of this world? And yes we know he’s dead.
Anyway, Myleene Klass will be mostly getting excited and saying how privileged she is to have this opportunity and smiling like she’s just eaten shit and giving interviews to the News of the World’s Fabulous magazine and saying how her life is complete now she’s a mum from *checks press release* now on until she’s milked every opportunity dry.
Here’s a quote, from her own mouth:
‘I am so excited about my Baby K range. As a new mum I have used my first-hand experience, with other mums in mind, to help design a stunning variety of products – and who better to do this with than Mothercare, the mama of all stores!’
pps. Stunning? We’ll be the judge of that.