Does this picture make you want to touch yourself? She does have a nice flat stomach, we’ll give her that. And a shiny right thigh.
So anyways, it’s Eva Longoria (sorry, Eva Longoria Parker until the split) – you know, off-of Desperate Housetrouts where she plays the ‘model’ even though Hilary Clinton’s ovum has a better shot at being a model than her – in the latest Bebe Sport ads. And yes, we get the irony of this whole paragraph, but you know what we mean. They’re buying her ‘fame’, see. It’s quite the thing to do.
So, like, you know, there are more pics of Eva Longoria not looking her normal whatever self after Jumpy. Enjoyeth, if you will…
This is where Bebe Sport lives on the interdolly. Hello.