Oh, yes, we’d like to live here please.

Welcome to my gracious drawing room

Our bags are in the hall, we have chosen a front-facing bedroom and the house-warming is a week on Saturday. Yes, ma’am. We love it and we are moving right in.

If we ever move to LA we’re living here. It has a 65-foot infinity pool looking right down towards Micky’s on Santa Monica Blvd., a home cinema that can probably be seen from the moon or somewhere and a separate guest house where you can stay when we’ve all been to The Falcon on a Tuesday and you’re too boozed up to get home and have that Argentinian who’s been stalking you in tow.

Dream on some more over the jump…

Can I just pop a coaster under that? There's Strawberry Mivis in the fridge Can we watch Corrie instead?
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5 comments to “Oh, yes, we’d like to live here please.”

  1. Fuckin’ ‘ell, it’s gorge.

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  2. I love how your geography of LA is based upon the gay hang-outs of West Hollywood…

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  3. Imagine hardcore porn on that screen…

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  4. Is there any other way to muddle your way around town than by gay hangouts?

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  5. Huge window-cleaning bill, mind.

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