The Spice Girls discover they have children. If only they’d known that when they started a world tour!

Lamer than a very lame duck

It is a fiasco and a farrago to end all fiascos and farragos (farragi?): it is the Spice Girls’ excuse that they can’t tour Australia, Argentina and China as announced as, well, they have some other stuff to do. As in – and we quote Victoria – “We have kids. They need to go to school.” Oh.

Yeah, and I have a hair appointment that day. And, bugger, were we supposed to be in Shanghai on the 14th? I’ve arranged to meet my mum in LK Bennett that day. She’s got a wedding and needs shoes.

Honestly, people. Why not say, no one wanted it so we ain’t going? Watch the most embarrassing video since Westlife stepped off a Learjet after the jump…

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6 comments to “The Spice Girls discover they have children. If only they’d known that when they started a world tour!”

  1. Stupid cunts. And here was I liking them all over again, and they go and do this. Losers.

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  2. They’re so retarded to even think we’ll fall for this shit. Or their PRs are so retarded that they think we’ll fall for this shit. BAD move, either way.

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  3. they should have never come back. stupid money grapping, we have nannies to bring up our kids anyway, cows

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  4. How frigging stooooopid do they think we are????

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  5. Twats! What an embarrassing thing to have to do. I like the Mel C tries to deflect it at the end by pretending it’s all about the press getting it wrong. Useless!

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  6. i’ve never read your blog before, but i started today… i haven’t laughed this good in a while… oh you cheeky brits.

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