Can you believe she’s nearly 50? Yes, nearly 50! Nearly FIFTY (in words!)! No, the one on the left…

Who's your sister?

Yes, people, tis Our Glorious Leader and her progeny Lourdes (spelt or pronounced wrong, by the way: in French it’s spelt like this but pronounced Lourd, in Spanish it’s pronounced Lourdess but spelt Lurdes – but you know Europe, it’s all over there).

She is at a party she hosted for Gucci in New York, it seems the plastic surgery has worked a right treat and that child is looking cool.

But why is it, pray tell, that some slebs’ children are pixellated and some not?

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11 comments to “Can you believe she’s nearly 50? Yes, nearly 50! Nearly FIFTY (in words!)! No, the one on the left…”

  1. She looks AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOME.
    I must get the name of her surgeon. Or maybe Boots No.7 serum will work the same magic.

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  2. Actually, in French, it’s pronounced [lourd], just like the city where the Virgin Mary is supposed to appear from time to time… also, just like the adjective for “heavy”, which doesn’t bode well for poor Miss Unibrow…

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  3. Methinks it was a typo, raviolimatt coz they got rid of it… nice to know they listen to their readers tho, isn’t it.

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  4. Wow! I’m in awe of the results, I am. The eyes especially.

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  5. Yeah, yeah, yeah … Perez did this yesterday.

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  6. Kid needs her eyebrows waxed. Or hedge-trimmed.

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  7. Aww, leave Lola alone, until she’s 18 OR until she starts recording shitty songs (a la Britney, Lindsey, and Hillary. Or your Billie Piper, for that matter).

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  8. Consuela, who cares about that fatty Perez? He’s totally devoid of humour, and only gets stuff first coz of his hwaaage readership. All he could think to say was, ‘She looks fab-u-lous.’ Cutting edge stuff, isn’t it. Oh, and he eyed me up in a club in West Hollywood once. I almost barfed up my vodka slimline.

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  9. I have no idea who these people are.

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  10. Did Frida Kalho get reincarnated? Dear GOD get the girl some WAX! I thought whatever Lola wants (Mumsy, I want A Malawi Orphan), Lola gets. Imagine the poor woman who will have to give her a bikini wax.

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  11. You hang out in West Hollywood? Say no more.

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