Is this the most touching *lump appears in throat* possible tribute *bats back tears* to Heath Ledger you can imagine?

*sob*

What should we do to commemorate the sad passing of actor Heath Ledger, star of Brokeback Mountain?

Should we send flowers, perhaps? Maybe sign a book of condolence? No, I know! Why don’t we dress up as cowboys and go get a shag at a special singles night down G-A-Y in glittering London! As a very special tribute.

You think we’re joking.

G-A-Y, London’s most populous gay venue is hosting an event with cash discount if you come dressed as a cowboy, free cowboy hats for those on the look out for bum sex and all sorts of bucking bronco ridesĀ – all to celebrate the memory of Heath Ledger, who the gays will obviously only ever have heard of from Brokeback Mountain.

It’s on 23rd February *sobs*. Dunnit just get you right there *clenched fist against heart region of chest*? It’s what Heath would have wanted.

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2 comments to “Is this the most touching *lump appears in throat* possible tribute *bats back tears* to Heath Ledger you can imagine?”

  1. Classy. Nothing like profiteering on the back of a tragedy.

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  2. Will Morrissey be visiting with his hairy back, crack, and sac??

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