What should we do to commemorate the sad passing of actor Heath Ledger, star of Brokeback Mountain?
Should we send flowers, perhaps? Maybe sign a book of condolence? No, I know! Why don’t we dress up as cowboys and go get a shag at a special singles night down G-A-Y in glittering London! As a very special tribute.
You think we’re joking.
G-A-Y, London’s most populous gay venue is hosting an event with cash discount if you come dressed as a cowboy, free cowboy hats for those on the look out for bum sex and all sorts of bucking bronco rides – all to celebrate the memory of Heath Ledger, who the gays will obviously only ever have heard of from Brokeback Mountain.
It’s on 23rd February *sobs*. Dunnit just get you right there *clenched fist against heart region of chest*? It’s what Heath would have wanted.