So Oprah Winfrey off-of largesse has opened up her first EVER store, in London’s glittering Chicago. It’s just full to the brim with Oprah-themed goodies, as well as her favourite books, music, clothes and lesbetronic porn. One of those may not be true.
Here’s a quote, from Oprah’s publicist:
‘(The shop is) a speciality store full of merchandise that represents the style and taste Oprah celebrates and shares on The Oprah Winfrey Show.’
*fingers a rail; not today, thanks*