Do we think standards in modelling are slipping?

Beauty and the beast. Oh no, that's unfair. Beast and the Beauty.

Hello.

It’s London Fashion Week ‘n’ all that and it’s come to our attention that standards in modelling-modelling-modelling have slipped to such a low that frankly the issue should be raised in The House of Lords at the very least. Failing that Lorraine ‘So great to see you!’ Kelly should have a serious debate about it on GMTV from 9.37am to 9.41am with that dolly who knows nothing about fashion.

These are the most pertinent points that really need to be raised, urgently:

– The one on the left is a moose.

– Even we’d bum Linda Evangelista.

Now let’s look at another example of slipped standards in modelling…

Moose vs Helena

– On the left you will find a personage who is not only a moose, but is wearing clothes that look like they come from C&A’s Clockhouse range.

– Helena = Oh hello!

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8 comments to “Do we think standards in modelling are slipping?”

  1. So true. When you think of the fierce ruling divas of that George Michael video and compare them with these pallid excuses for girls they throw down the catwalks these days… it’s a sad day for beauty.

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  2. I can’t believe one of these alien-like freaks would walk into a casting and the designer would go, ‘YES! My clothes would look irresistable on this thing! Hire her immediately!!’

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  3. I was thinking the same thing yesterday morning, as I looked at those dodgy Uniqlo ads on the tube. Who the fuck cast those mingers, I thought. To hear that these poor standards have extended to the catwalk is, frankly, quite shocking. I will write a stern letter.

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  4. This article is hilarious but it’s right on target. The girls they are using today have no shape, look like moose, and could easily be confused with pre-adolescent boys. Yuck.

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  5. I completely agree. What’s all this alienstratwalk that is going on? What next ET?

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  6. Actually, isn’t that model a bit Bride of Chucky?

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  7. Give the one on the left a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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  8. Or just deep fried dog. Which is basically what KFC is.

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