It’s London Fashion Week ‘n’ all that and it’s come to our attention that standards in modelling-modelling-modelling have slipped to such a low that frankly the issue should be raised in The House of Lords at the very least. Failing that Lorraine ‘So great to see you!’ Kelly should have a serious debate about it on GMTV from 9.37am to 9.41am with that dolly who knows nothing about fashion.
These are the most pertinent points that really need to be raised, urgently:
– The one on the left is a moose.
– Even we’d bum Linda Evangelista.
Now let’s look at another example of slipped standards in modelling…
– On the left you will find a personage who is not only a moose, but is wearing clothes that look like they come from C&A’s Clockhouse range.
– Helena = Oh hello!