Paris Hilton’s new film took 37 pence* at the US box office over the weekend. S’funny.

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*Okay, so it took £13,000, but it’s all relative, is it not? Most cinema’s take that in pick ‘n’ mix sales alone. Per customer.

S’anyways, Paris Hilton’s new filmic device is The Hottie and the Nottie and not only is a load of shit, the US and A thinks it’s a load of shit ‘n’ all. Hooray!

Oooh but guess what, Paris being one o’ those ‘glass half full’ types, she’s not discouraged by the monumental failure (that was MONUMENTAL FAILURE, in case you missed it the first time) of her dirty film – which is sumfink about a childhood crush that becomes a grown-up love triangle (wow!) – and reckons it could be turned into, like, a reality, like, show. Here’s the quote:

‘Cameras would just follow them around and see how they get along. They could do things like go to a club. It could be, like, a makeover show too.’

Silly bitch.

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2 comments to “Paris Hilton’s new film took 37 pence* at the US box office over the weekend. S’funny.”

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA, FUNNY!

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  2. I kind of love Paris. Is that anything?

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