Where’d you get them jeeeeeans? What jeans?

Oof, my neck!

How do you like this new jeans ad? With no jeans in it? Now, we’re not particularly literal when it comes to advertising. You don’t need to be holding a packet saying, ‘Buy this stuff. It’s great.’ But we do want to see the jeans that Uncle Calvin is selling us. Even if they are slipping seductively off sonny me lad’s bare bottom A&F stylee.

Anyways, his name’s Garrett Neff (surely not Diana Ross’s step-son? Wasn’t she married to some guy called Arnie Neff?) and you’ll know him off-of the Uncle Calvin MAN ad (must be UC’s new fave rave!)

Oh, here’s a picture of the jeans (apres jump). They’re quite nice…

Oof, me elbow
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4 comments to “Where’d you get them jeeeeeans? What jeans?”

  1. So the ad tells us nothing about the product. Except that tiny fraction of a funny-coloured jean. That doesn’t actually look very nice. Oh.

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  2. The only thing this ad tells us is that the boy needs a hair-cut.

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  3. Oh, I don’t think he needs a haircut. I rather like that quiffy look.

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  4. I don’t mind some Calvin Klein stuff, but it does always have a whiff of ’14 year old in his first bit of designer clothing’.

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