We love this man. He is Brian Paddick and he has a lot going for him.
He’s sexy, he’s an ex-cop who looks great in uniform, he is of gay, he championed a softening of drugs laws, Elton’s backing him, he’s a Liberal (big ‘L’). Oh, and he’s always been very nice to us when we’ve bumped into him.
But when it comes to the job of Mayor of London, we are sorry, but there is only one candidate. And it ain’t Boris Johnson, no matter what that daft George Wayne of Vanity Fair might say.
We’re coming out early. Vote for Ken!