What are we going to wear?

Such a lot of gays.

Get your nice highlighter pens out, people, and circle 30th March in your Paperchase diaries if you will… for why? ‘Tis the Million Fag March, that’s for why.

Let us explain: So pissed off with that homosexual homophobe Fred Phelps and his lovely family spreading hatred like it were going out of fashion or something, two people from Kansas – Chris Love and Bethany Rowell – have decided to organise a march (a peaceful one, kids. We’re the grown-ups) in the hope of spreading the word that intolerance in unacceptable.

Not that retards like the Phelps ‘n’ friends would ever grasp the concept of tolerance but, you know, it’d be inneresting to see how said retards would react. Probably by touching themselves inappropriately. 

It’s in the vein of the Million Man March on Washington back in the 90s, only this time the protest is more a gesture than anything else – one which will undoubtedly have Freddie P flicking off through his bedroom window. He’s lining up the poppers as we speak…

‘In reality, we know nothing is going to change the Phelps or the Westboro Church,’ quoth Chris Love, ‘In fact, they’ll probaly love any press we get for them. The point is that up until now, there hasn’t been a highly-publicized event in which someone made an active protest against the WBC.’

Oh, and it’s not just open to gays, naturally – anyone who fancies having a pop at Phelps ‘n’ friends can join it. Go here for more info.

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  1. Mary, really Late Dowager Queen, By the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas, Defender of the Faith, Empress of India says:

    I am coming back from the dearly departed for this. I will bring Bertie, Maggie, that slag Daughter in Law of mine, the Georgies, Di and even Wallace. You’ll recognize us immediately. Rule Brittiana…….

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  2. Those freaks will probably self-combust. Can you imagine them being confronted by all those gays!! I’d pay to see that.

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  3. Daddy Phelps will prolly be sitting up in a window watching all those delicious gay men and fingering himself beneath his clothing. Cause he’s so fixated on the gays, there’s only one real explanation.

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  4. Good intentions, but what a demeaning name for the event.

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  5. I think it’s to highlight the God Hates Fags bit of the Right Reverend Dirty Boy Phelps’ message, Cons.

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  6. Oh yeah, I think you’re right Bernard … I see now ;-)

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  7. Katherine Phelps-Griffin says:

    The violence and perversion coming out of the mouths of you fags is prima facia evidence that what the Westboro Baptist Church is saying, is the absolute truth and you all are just throwing a little fit.
    I would much prefer to be retarded before being perverted like you are! I WILL be praying to the living God, just like King David did, to kill any one of you that have the audacity to lift your hand against his Church and the representatives thereof.

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  8. Dolly Wotsit says:

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooh, get you!

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  9. My wife came up witht the perfect sign to protest against the Phelps family. “WHEN ARE YOU ALL GOING TO DRINK THE KOOLAID?” or “GOD WANTS YOU TO DRINK THE KOOLAID NOW.” or variations on this theme. You could do Koolaid coupon drives. Or have Koolaid delivered on a daily basis. This is all in reference to the Jim Jones cult that poisoned themselves with Koolaid in Guyana.

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  1. [...] It’s from one Katherine Phelps off-of the Westboro Home for Repressed Homosexuals, tagline ’Please just bum us now. PLEASE’ Baptist Church and it’s in response to this story we did a few weeks back (as well as the odd impartial comment we’ve made over the months) and we’re happy to report the Phelps family are as sane as ever. It goes like this: [...]

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