Get your nice highlighter pens out, people, and circle 30th March in your Paperchase diaries if you will… for why? ‘Tis the Million Fag March, that’s for why.
Let us explain: So pissed off with that
homosexual homophobe Fred Phelps and his lovely family spreading hatred like it were going out of fashion or something, two people from Kansas – Chris Love and Bethany Rowell – have decided to organise a march (a peaceful one, kids. We’re the grown-ups) in the hope of spreading the word that intolerance in unacceptable.
Not that retards like the Phelps ‘n’ friends would ever grasp the concept of tolerance but, you know, it’d be inneresting to see how said retards would react. Probably by touching themselves inappropriately.
It’s in the vein of the Million Man March on Washington back in the 90s, only this time the protest is more a gesture than anything else – one which will undoubtedly have Freddie P flicking off through his bedroom window. He’s lining up the poppers as we speak…
‘In reality, we know nothing is going to change the Phelps or the Westboro Church,’ quoth Chris Love, ‘In fact, they’ll probaly love any press we get for them. The point is that up until now, there hasn’t been a highly-publicized event in which someone made an active protest against the WBC.’
Oh, and it’s not just open to gays, naturally – anyone who fancies having a pop at Phelps ‘n’ friends can join it. Go here for more info.