Losers, much?

Ooof.

Those people up there – who live in a place we’re never going to go to – have changed their names to David and Victoria Beckham, ’cause they really like ’em (natch). Like, officially. Like, *draws sad face*

And now they’re getting abuse ’cause of it. Now we don’t like to judge and we’re generally very open-minded to those wishing to improve the quality of their lives any which way, but, you know, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PEOPLE!

There’s a quote and everything, from the mouth of the one on the left, who we’re assuming is now David Beckham.

‘It’s been going on for the past couple of years. They come around, throwing eggs and stones at windows.’

We don’t know where to start with these people, but we’ll have a go:

– Female-ish one on the right. The hair, the rouged cheeks, the WalMart pants, the resemblance to a wooden egg…

– The carpet.

– The plywood. Okay, so that’s because miscreants have thrown bricks through their windows, but it’s still worth pointing out.

– The lampshade.

– The wind chime.

– The plaques (we think one of them actually says ‘Beckingham Palace’ at some point. Oh).

So far, so uncanny. Only thing missing are the pikey children.

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13 comments to “Losers, much?”

  1. Oh dear.

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  2. Hee hee, that’s funny. What losers.

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  3. What the fuck is that woman all about? Is it even a woman? Is it even a man?

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  4. Thanks for making me Very Sad this morning…

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  5. Whatever happenned to good old fashioned, tried and true names. Like George and Mary? Council people.

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  6. I bet they smell if they wear nylon all the time.

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  7. I’m trying to read what those plaques say on the wall…

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  8. Are they so fat that they are wedged inside the door?

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  9. Oh god. I fucking hate southern twats who write crap like this. Thanks. Bye.

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  10. How do you know them losers up there are northern, Simon? And why do you assume the people on here are southern? Very presumptuos, say I.

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  11. Exactly, Penelope Keith (love your work, by the way!). It’s a very cliched response to think sarcasm/bemusement is naturally directed towards northerners on behalf of southerners.

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  12. More than anything, people, is that this site is all rather tongue-in-cheek. If you take anything as a vindictive insult, then more fool you. Having said that, I get the impression they hate Kerry Katona. But dont’ we all?

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  13. They’re wearing Liverpool fashion kits, that’s why I knows they’re from up North like.

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