Those people up there – who live in a place we’re never going to go to – have changed their names to David and Victoria Beckham, ’cause they really like ’em (natch). Like, officially. Like, *draws sad face*
And now they’re getting abuse ’cause of it. Now we don’t like to judge and we’re generally very open-minded to those wishing to improve the quality of their lives any which way, but, you know, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PEOPLE!
There’s a quote and everything, from the mouth of the one on the left, who we’re assuming is now David Beckham.
‘It’s been going on for the past couple of years. They come around, throwing eggs and stones at windows.’
We don’t know where to start with these people, but we’ll have a go:
– Female-ish one on the right. The hair, the rouged cheeks, the WalMart pants, the resemblance to a wooden egg…
– The carpet.
– The plywood. Okay, so that’s because miscreants have thrown bricks through their windows, but it’s still worth pointing out.
– The lampshade.
– The wind chime.
– The plaques (we think one of them actually says ‘Beckingham Palace’ at some point. Oh).
So far, so uncanny. Only thing missing are the pikey children.