Madonna don’t preach!

Oh, honey

So, she’s launched her debut film as a director at Berlin and already everyone’s poo-ed all over it (‘Madonna has been a terrible actor in many, many films… now she has graduated to being a terrible director. She has made a movie so incredibly bad that Berlin festivalgoers were staggering around yesterday in a state of clinical shock… mewing like maltreated kittens.’ The Guardian. One star.) 

And to make matters worse, she started showing off in her press conference and the programme to the film, using words from an undergraduate Media Studies course (like ‘duality’ – or ‘dooaliddy’) and mis-spelling the names of her favourite directors – lady, if you’re going to name-check Godard (‘Goddard’) and Pasolini (‘Passolini’), at least learn how to spell ’em… Can’t you afford a sub-editor, love? 

She may be Our Glorious Leader, but when – oh when – will Madonna learn? Click here to see a video of her turning up at the press conference (fierce!) and talking about that movie (oof!) And watch how the weird bits of face at the sides of her mouth move…

 

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9 comments to “Madonna don’t preach!”

  1. Eeek, OGL, eek.

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  2. Eurgh. She should so win an award for pseudo-intellectual of the year. She’s just not very bright and it’s PAINFULLY obvious. And as for the dodgy facelift…

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  3. Oh, why can’t she just be happy to be the most amazing pop star of all time? Pretending to be clever when you’re not is so embarrassing. And I should know.

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  4. Oh it’s true! When she talks the totally wrong bit of her mouth moves. What is that?

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  5. Tragic. Seems that all the Kaballah water in the world can’t wash away the stench of this “film”. And Ms. Ritchie not only has a fake Brit-ESH accent, but she seems to have embraced the 60’s european directors. Shame she doesn’t consider VADIM her muse, as her pseudo-sexual claptrap is really where she is heading. Oh, the DUALITY of it all!
    The mouth has been altered to protect the innocent.

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  6. please. none of you have seen the film and all of you must be mariah’s or celine’s fan hating madonna and all the other female singers in the world. please stop being ridiculous. you should stop judging a film before you see it. it is just a question of sensibility and minimum intelligence. thank you

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  7. Hey Vill, nobody in the whole wide world loves Lady Madonna more than me but the one thing she should resist is trying to sound intellectual. She’s clever beyond clever but for some reason wants to sound like someone doing a degree in sociology. She should just put the shit out there and let everyone else talk about it. She was the same with teh SEX book: I loved it and thought it was groundbreaking post-feminist glory then she started talking about it in interviews and made it sound stoopid.

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  8. vill – what an intelligent and articulate response. Almost as intelligent and articulate as granny madge (eg, not very).

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  9. hey I happen to think she is intelligent. Noone can get as far in life as she has without being one. And I’m not talking about “knowledge” which is not the same as “intelligence”. She takes the knowledge she has and learn and adapt them to how she sees fit. There will always be people critisizing her. I have not seen the film, but if you have seen any of the films by those directors – they are all off the wall so to speak.

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